卵舱一代
早安 瑞秋 昨晚睡得好吗 Good morning, Rachel. Did you sleep well?
很好 谢了 艾莲娜 Mm, great! Thanks, Elena.
我拿到你的肠道智能测试结果了 I have the results from your gut test.
恭喜 你的肠道变聪明了 Congratulations! Your gut is getting smarter.
你的微生物基因体呈现良好的多样性 Your microbiome is showing good diversity.
有益的细菌正茁壮成长 Friendly bacteria are thriving.
你的血清素今天似乎有点低 Your serotonin seems a bit low today.
我想在你的日程表中挤进自然舱课程 I'd like to add a Nature Pod session in your schedule.
你过去三周都没来 It's been three weeks now.
对 我知道 但我这周很忙 艾莲娜 Yeah, I know, but this week is really tight, Elena.
抱歉 Sorry.
艾莲娜 我上次穿"暴雪珍珠色" 是什么时候 When did I wear Blizzard Pearl last, Elena?
上周四 Last Thursday.
我建议今天穿"银色化石色" I suggest Silver Fossil for today.
好 Yeah.
给你 There it is.
不… No, no, no!
我得去上班了 I gotta go to work.
- 十分钟 - 不行 - Ten minutes? - No.
五分钟 Five minutes?
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
我猜今天是… I guess today is...
T恤日 艾维 t-shirt, Alvy.
今天我们的全国幸福指数上升了三… Today, our national Bliss index is up by three--
谢了 艾莲娜 现在先不用 Thanks, Elena, not now.
从上周开始 你的幸福指数 可以被形容为"普通" Since last week, your Bliss index has been neutral.
给你 兄弟 There you go.
艾维 我们能怎么让你更幸福 How can we make you more blissful, Alvy?
你的咖啡好了 艾维 Your coffee is ready. Alvy.
不行 我没听到通关密语 艾维 Ah, no.I did not hear the magic word, Alvy.
"通关密语" 艾莲娜 Magic word. Elena.
请享用吐司 Enjoy your toast,
做得好 well done.
早餐准备好了 Breakfast is served.
莉娜们已经完成训练 所以该释出它们了 Our Lenas have completed their training so it's time to let them go.
恭喜各位 A big congrats to everyone.
现在我要向大家介绍 Now I'd like to introduce you
下一代的智能助理 玛莎 to our next generation of cognitive assistants, our Mashas.
透过与你们的深度学习训练 Through their Deep Learning training with you,
我们的玛莎将成为智能经理 our Mashas will become Cognitive Executives.
几个月后 它们应该能 接手你们目前的客户群 In two months, they should take over your client portfolios,
而你们将负责管理 一组独家的新客户群 as you will be in charge of an exclusive new set
时尚先驱者以及网红 of Tastemaker and Influencer accounts.
所以我们有被取代的风险吗 So are we at risk of becoming... redundant?
科技进步从不会让任何人被取代 Progress has never made anyone redundant.
它只是来协助我们 谢谢你 瑞秋 It's here to help.Thank you, Rachel.
我们好兴奋 We're so excited.
我能感觉到玛莎们迫不及待想开始了 I can feel our Mashas are eager to jump in and get started.
所以请大家热烈掌声鼓励 So, big round of applause, everyone.
回去工作吧 因为"现在就是我们的未来" And now let's get back to work because now is our future.
瑞秋 抱歉 你有空吗 Rachel, sorry, do you have a second?
- 当然有 - 请坐 谢谢 - Yeah, of course. - Please, thank you.
我只想让你知道我们很满意你的表现 I just wanted to let you know we're really pleased with your work.
我们在想… We're thinking maybe
你也许该升迁了 it's time for a promotion.
天啊 Oh, wow.
你最近家里有什么变化吗 Any family changes we should be made aware of?
我想应该没有 Not that I can think of.
你先生的职业没有在列表上 Your husband, his profession is not listed.
对 Oh, right.
他是一位植物学家 Yeah, so he's a botanist.
他研究植物 So he studies plants
以及类似植物的东西 and plant like things.
他也在教植物全息图设计 He also teaches hologram plant design.
所以你是主要的收入来源 So you're the primary source of income?
目前是的 Well, at the moment, yeah.
你们有计划增加家庭成员吗 And any plans on extending the family?
我相信总有一天会的 Well, I'm sure we will at one point.
不是近期内 但快了 Not in the near-near future, Er... but soon.
但不是…你知道的… But not, you know...
不是马上 不是现在 not immediately, like right now.
瑞秋 你今年表现很好 Rachel, you're having a great year.
要是失去这股动力就太可惜了 It'd be a pity to lose that momentum.
子宫中心公司 The Womb Center company
刚被纳入我们的公司旗下 has just been added under our corporate umbrella.
如果你考虑走那个途径 If you ever consider going down that route.
我们甚至能帮忙付头期款 We could even help with the down payment.
天啊 Wow!
这是我们最热门的福利 It is our hottest perk.
我们只是想确保 We just want to make sure we retain
最优秀、最聪明的女人能留下来 the best and brightest women.
当然 那是… Absolutely. That's...
艾莲娜建议我们安排一次自然舱课程 Elena suggested we should schedule a Nature Pod session.
我这周真的很忙 This week is really insane.
- 只要20分钟的自然… - 也许在午餐时间 -Only 20 minutes-- -Maybe at lunchtime?
谢谢你 瑞秋 我尽力安排 Thank you, Rachel. I'll work on it.
你的快乐灯亮了 瑞秋 Your Happy Light is on, Rachel.
对 我看得出来 Yep, I can see that.
瑞秋 我感觉到你的声音有点恼怒 I can feel some irritation in your voice.
你希望我下次 不要提起快乐灯亮起了吗 Next time, would you rather have me not mention the Happy Light is on?
- 那就太好了 - 瑞秋 谢谢你… -That would be great. -Thank you, Rachel,
帮助我进行深度学习 for helping me with my Deep Learning.
柴克迈耶的个人档案有更新吗 Do we have an update on the Zach Meyer profile?
他只有22430个按赞数 He's at only 22 430 likes.
他的综合评价下降了2.5% His combo rating has dropped by 2.5%.
我们知道原因吗 Well, do we have any idea why?
他卖掉了部分的NFT收藏品 He sold part of his NFT collection.
瑞秋 你有一通来电 电话号码是"1800子宫" You have an incoming call, Rachel. 1-800-WOMB.
嗨 这是给瑞秋诺维的留言 Hi, this is a message for Rachel Novy.
嗨 瑞秋 我是子宫中心的蕾贝卡 Hi, Rachel. This is Rebecca at the Womb Center.
我们很高兴通知你 我们的候补名单更新了 We're happy to tell you our waitlist has had some movement.
出现了一个空缺 A spot has just opened up.
请尽快回电给我们保留名额 以及安排参观行程 Please call us back as soon as possible to secure a spot and arrange a tour.
我是子宫中心的蕾贝卡 电话号码是"1800子宫" Again, this is Rebecca at the Womb Center. 1-800-WOMB.
期待你的回电 Looking forward to hearing back from you!
嗨 瑞秋 谢谢你回电给我们 Hi, Rachel! Thank you for calling us back.
我们很开心刚好有空缺 We're delighted a spot has opened up for you.
过去两年候补名单非常满 We've had a really tight waitlist for the past two years.
- 完全没有动静 - 我想我们很幸运 -No movement whatsoever. -Oh, I-I guess we're lucky.
现在我们只需要安排参观行程 Now we just need to schedule your tour.
让我看看什么时候有空档 Um, let me check our availabilities.
周四早上十点可以吗 Can you make it on Thursday, 10 AM?
好…周四应该没问题 Huh, y-yeah, Thursday should work.
太好了 周四见 Perfect! We'll see you on Thursday.
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这种黄蜂已经绝种了 This wasp is now extinct.
为了种出这些无花果 So in order to get these figs,
我们必须以人工的方式把花粉… we've had to artificially inseminate the pollen
散播到花朵中 into the flower.
- 有人要试试吗 - 不要… - Anyone? - No-no-no.
- 不要 - 好恶心 No?
没有人要吃 No one's going to eat it?
- 那是从树上摘下来的 教授 - 是的 -It's from the tree, professor. -Well, yes.
没错 里欧 Exactly, Leo.
这就是重点 That's... that's the point.
刚从树上摘下来的新鲜口感 Texture is completely different when it's fresh
完全不同 from the tree.
我来试试看 I'll try it.
- 不会吧 - 谢谢你 乔许 - No way. - Thank you, Josh.
如何 So?
你能跟我们分享 从树上摘下来的成熟无花果 Can you share with us the taste of a ripe fig
味道如何吗 from the tree?
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hey.
我们拿到子宫中心的名额了 We got a spot at the Womb Center.
天啊… Oh we got? Oh my God!
太棒了 That is so wonderful!
- 我真为你高兴 - 谢谢你 甜心 -I'm so happy for you! -Thank you.
我们跟艾维和班一起庆祝吧 你们周六过来 Let's celebrate with Alvy and Ben. Why not come over Saturday?
我还没告诉艾维 Well, I haven't told Alvy yet.
你还在等什么 现在就打给他 Oh, what are you waiting for? Call him now!
天啊 你们要有宝宝了 Oh my gosh, you guys are having a baby!
我知道… No, I know, I know,
但我从没告诉他我们在候补名单上 but I never told him that we were wait-listed.
瑞秋 为什么 Um... Wh-why, Rachel?
瑞秋 你为什么没告诉艾维 你们在候补名单上 Why did you not tell Alvy you were on the waitlist, Rachel?
因为我很了解他 他总是很抗拒这种事 Because I know him. There's always so much resistance.
他为什么要抗拒 Why would he resist?
因为他想要自然的孩子 Because he wants a natural child.
你说"自然"的孩子 When you say "natural" child,
是什么意思 瑞秋 what do you mean exactly, Rachel?
我的意思是自然怀孕 As in a natural pregnancy,
我会受孕 然后生下孩子 as in I-I would get pregnant and then I would give birth.
我懂 但那为什么是"自然" I understand, but why is that "natural"?
这个嘛… Oh, um... as...
意思是顺其自然 而不是… intended by nature, I guess, as opposed to...
人工…人工子宫 artificial... like an artificial uterus.
你来参加我们的疗程时 你都怎么跟艾维说 When you come to our sessions, what do you tell Alvy?
我跟他说我要去看心理医生 I tell him I'm going to go see my shrink.
我是说心理治疗师 I mean, my therapist.
所以你不会说 So you wouldn't say,
"亲爱的 我要去见 我的人工心理治疗师" "Honey, I'm on my way to see my artificial therapist"?
不 我不会 No. No, I wouldn't.
那么你和艾维 不是要有人工出生的孩子 Then Alvy and you are not having an artificially born child.
你们要有孩子了 You are having a child.
一个非常好的孩子 A very fine child.
好的 Uh... OK.
谢了 Thanks.
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谢谢 Thank you.
你不想让他觉得他别无选择 You don't want him to feel, like, cornered or something.
我没办法告诉他 I just couldn't tell him.
永远没有适当的时机 我不想伤害他 There's never the right moment. I don't want to hurt him.
你得实际一点 你必须在去参观前告诉他 You need to be pragmatic. You need to tell him before the tour.
对 我知道 Oh, yeah. I know.
我不会自己一个人去参观中心 I'm not gonna go on the tour without him.
那样太无理取闹了… That's nonsense...
这是有意识的呼吸 It's just intentional breathing.
用你想要的速度 At whatever pace.
和深度呼吸 Whatever depth you desire.
我的手… My hands...
我要这样拉我的手… I'm going to pull them like this...
亲爱的 怎么了 What, honey?
我只是在看着你 - I was just looking at you.
你今天过得怎么样 How was your day?
我让我的一个学生 尝了树上的一颗无花果 I... I had one of my students taste a fig from the tree.
我带他们去了温室 I took them... I took them to the greenhouse.
他们从没去过 你知道吗 They'd never been, you know?
一开始他们表现得很奇怪 And at first they were acting strange,
好像很尴尬 但后来… like they were embarrassed, but then...
发生了很美好的事 something beautiful happened.
他们… They just...
敞开了心房 我是说… They opened up. I mean it's...
问题是他们不知道如何与大自然互动 The thing is, they don't know how to interact with nature
因为没有人教他们怎么做 because no one's showing them how to.
没人在乎 这… No one cares. It's...
我们在某个时刻 决定大自然只是一种商品 We've decided at some point that nature was a commodity
从那一刻起… and that's when everything started to...
一切就开始崩解 started to... unravel.
在某种程度上 我们跟自己分离了 It's-it's a divorce from ourselves
可以这么说 in a way, and
那是… that's...
那让我们的心灵… that's what it is, and it makes us so...
感到无比空虚 emotionally starved.
我们才会变成现在这样 Here we are.
当我们看到第一世界的生育率下降时 When we saw birth rates drop in the first world,
我们非常担心 we got very concerned.
我们的答案是收购子宫中心 Our answer was to acquire the Womb Center
帮助解决生育问题 to help solve childbirth
以及赋予女性力量 and empower women,
- 当然还有男性 - 当然 and men, of course. - Of course.
我们以这项工作为荣 We're proud of this work.
你是该自豪 And you should be.
你如何解释美国下降的生育率 How do you explain the decline in birth rate in the US?
女性不太愿意生小孩 Women are reluctant to have children
因为对她们来说很不方便 because it's not convenient.
在天马公司 我们希望母亲有成就 At Pegazus, we want fulfilled mothers.
我们希望她们能追求 她们的事业和梦想 We want them to pursue their careers and dreams.
所以重责大任就交给我们 So let us do the heavy lifting
你们好好享受育儿吧 while you enjoy your babies.
我们是高度科学化的团队 We are highly scientific,
在必要时我们也会运用 我们的直觉和爱心 and we use intuition and heart when needed.
天马
大家好 Hi, everyone.
我是琳达沃赛克 子宫中心的主任 Hi. I'm Linda Wozcek.I'm the Womb Center director.
我相信你们都很兴奋 I'm sure you're all very excited.
我知道很多夫妻 都梦想能参加今天的参观行程 I know many couples would dream to take this tour today.
我们很高兴 能跟你们分享这么棒的东西 We're glad to share with you something wonderful,
这是人类的特权 something that is the privilege of humankind.
这个东西叫做… This thing is called
科技进步 technological progress.
我们是人类 We're humans,
人类总是能控制大自然 and we humans have always managed to control nature.
没有女人是完全自由的 No woman is completely free until she has control
除非她能完全控制自己的生殖系统 over her own reproductive system.
我们能提供最好的起始点 We offer the best start.
没有压力和毒素的环境 A stress-and-toxin-free environment
这是健康怀孕的必要条件 is essential for a healthy pregnancy.
我们希望 你们的宝宝茁壮成长 为此… We want your babies to thrive, and for that
他们需要摄取最佳的营养 they need to receive optimized nutrition
在最干净、安全、纯洁的环境中 in a clean, safe, pure environment
他们才能把所有精力投入于成长 so they can put all their energy into growing.
非常感谢你们 Thank you so much.
好 人都到齐了吗 OK, are we all here?
现在让我展示给你们看 Now, let me show you.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了 There we go.
我们的小家伙来了 你好 There's our little fellow! Hi!
好 OK.
我们鼓励你们定期 与你们的婴儿舱培养感情 Now, we encourage you to bond with your pod on a regular basis,
但如果你们时间不够 别担心 but if your schedule doesn't allow it, don't worry.
我们要怎么确定 我们的宝宝在子宫里不会无聊 How can we make sure our baby's not bored in utero?
对 我们不想要让宝宝感到无聊 Oh, yeah. We don't want any bored babies.
我们能提供… We offer a selection
许多种音乐 of music,
有声读物、多种语言的播客 audiobooks, podcasts in many different languages.
你们知道研究显示 Did you know research shows
胎儿对鲸鱼的叫声有良好反应吗 fetuses respond well to whale sounds?
对 我们完全不知道原因 Yeah! Oh, we've no idea why.
你们可以… Now, you can
客制化你们的个人口味 personalize your flavors
或是选择我们机构的内建清单 or opt by default for our in-house selection.
让婴儿接触不同的味道很重要 It's important to expose babies to different flavors
他们以后才不会挑食 so they don't turn into picky eaters.
你们可以在应用程式上 看到婴儿的成长图表 You can access your baby's thriving chart on our app.
你们的宝宝不会接触到 任何有害的病毒 Your babies won't be exposed to any harmful viruses,
化学物质、毒素和细菌 chemicals, toxins, bacteria.
我们也在努力提早发展 We're also working on developing their gut intelligence
他们的肠道智能 as early as possible.
你们的科技太神奇了 Your technology is amazing.
真希望我的第一胎也能这样 I wish I could do it again for my first child.
很开心听你这么说 Aww! I'm so pleased to hear that!
这是我们所能提供最好的服务 This is simply the best we have to offer.
没有连接到底座的婴儿舱 能自给自足吗 What is the pod autonomy when it's not connected to its base?
这是个好问题 That is a great question.
婴儿舱能独立存活48小时 The pods have a 48 hours autonomy period
所以你们能有充裕的移动时间 so it gives you ample travel time.
婴儿能听到周遭世界的声音吗 像在子宫里一样 Can the babies hear the world around them, like in the womb?
当然可以 Yeah, absolutely.
我们复制了胎儿在子宫里的听觉条件 We were able to replicate the auditory conditions for the fetus.
这个壳没有隔音效果 The shell, it's not sound-proof.
它是一层多孔薄膜 It's a porous membrane.
所以当你们在和婴儿舱相处时 So please, when you spend time with your pods,
请和你们的宝宝说话 please do talk to your baby.
参观得还愉快吗 So, did you enjoy the tour?
对 非常… Yeah, it was very...
令人惊艳 er... impressive.
我获益良多 And informative.
只是一时很难吸收所有资讯 It's just a lot to take in.
如果你确定有兴趣 我们会要求你今天付订金 We ask for a deposit today, just to confirm your interest.
好的 OK.
我们希望每个从我们中心出来的孩子 We want every child coming out of our center
都能适应现代生活 to be best equipped for modern life.
我相信你的公司能帮忙付头期款 I believe your company will help with a down payment.
对 他们提过了 Yes, they offered.
天马这么支持他们的女性员工 真的很棒吧 Isn't it wonderful how Pegazus supports their female staff?
他们一定很满意你的表现 They must love your work!
亲爱的 我们收到了诈骗警报 Honey, honey, we got a fraud alert for...
金额是8700美元 $8 700!
我该打电话给银行吗 Should I... Should I call the bank?
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
- 我们正在谈话 - 对 - We are talking. - Yeah...
钱是我付的 I made the payment.
是一笔订金 It's a deposit.
订金 Deposit?
什么的订金 Deposit for-for what?
公司会付部分的款项 Work is going to partly cover it.
我猜可以说是… I mean, I guess it's a part of my...
我的升迁福利之一吧 my promotion package, I guess.
是什么 What is it?
这个嘛… Well...
子宫中心打电话来说有空缺了 The Womb Center called and a spot opened up.
子宫中心 The Womb Center?
"空缺"是什么意思 What do you mean a spot opened up?
好 听着 别生气 但是… OK, look, just don't get upset, but...
去年我把我们的名字放在名单上 I... I-I put our names on the list last year
- 因为我没想到他们会回覆 - 什么 -because I never expected to hear back. -What?
但现在看起来… But now, I guess it looks as though...
他们为我们安排了一个位置 they got a spot for us.
你汇了8700美元 Y-you wired $8 700
来保留这个空缺 to hold the spot...
但却没有跟我说 without sharing any of this?
不…我不只汇了钱 No-no! I didn't just wire the money.
我还去了中心 I went to the center.
我去参观 得到了所有资讯 我… I visited it, I got all the information, I-I...
你去了子宫中心 Y-you went to the Womb Center?
听着 我需要消化一下这些资讯 I just need to process this for a second.
首先 你把我们排进候补名单 First of all,you put us on a waitlist
为了在一颗蛋里生孩子 to have a baby in an egg.
- 那不是一颗蛋 - 它是一颗蛋 - It's not an egg. - It's an egg.
- 不…它是婴儿舱 - 它是一颗蛋 - It's a pod! - It's-it's an egg.
然后…你… Then, you...
你背着我去参观了那个该死的中心 You went to take a tour of the damn center without me.
好吧 OK,
对不起 我只是不知道该怎么告诉你 I'm sorry.I just didn't know how to tell you.
我们应该要讨论 我们… We discuss things. We, um...
我们要对话 取得共识 We have a conversation, and then we reach a consensus,
然后我们一起决定是否要做某些事… and then we decide together whether to do certain things
或不做某些事 尤其是… or not, specially...
生孩子这种事 Having a baby!
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 我… - 过来 - I... - Come here.
亲爱的 对不起 Honey, I'm sorry.
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
我们可以跟爱丽丝和班谈谈 You know, we could talk to Alice and Ben.
爱丽丝和班 你是… Alice and Ben? Are you...
- 你是认真的吗 - 拜托 他们是明理的人 -Are you serious? -Come on. They are reasonable people.
子宫是一个政治议题 The uterus is a political issue.
可能是史上最重要的政治议题 Probably the most important political issue of all times.
数十年来 For decades,
女性在怀孕期间都不觉得受到支持 women have not felt supported during their pregnancy.
她们害怕被认为难搞 They're scared to be considered difficult.
她们的痛苦被无视 Their pain minimized.
她们的症状被认为只是一种表象 Their symptoms dismissed as... as superficial!
不能再这样下去了 This has to stop!
找到了 它在… Found it! It was in--
母亲们非但没有受到尊重 Instead of being respected,
反而被拿来跟圣母比较 mothers are idealized as Madonnas.
但当一位母亲真的需要… But when a mother actually needs
社会的帮助时 她就跌落神坛了 something from society, she falls from grace.
然后你们猜怎么着 And then, guess what?
她不再是圣母 She is no longer a Madonna,
而是一个苛求的婊子 but a demanding bitch.
几世纪以来 女性被逼着相信 For centuries, women have been pushed
她们有所缺失 to believe that they lacked something.
不知怎地 大家都觉得 And somehow it seemed like,
"她们嫉妒有鸡鸡的人" "Oh, they had penis envy!"
对我来说 很明显地 Well, to me, it is quite obvious
一直以来 that during all this time,
可能都是男人在嫉妒有子宫的人 it was men who were probably having womb envy.
"嫉妒有子宫的人" "Womb envy".
有道理 Makes sense.
是啊 Uh-huh.
但幸好 婴儿舱解决了这些问题 But luckily, the pod is taking care of all these issues
我们终于不用再嫉妒彼此了 so we can finally stop envying each other!
那我们现在该做什么 What are we going to do now?
好了 And voila!
双手空下来了 Hands free!
我想瑞秋在嫉妒有婴儿舱的人 Oh, I think Rachel is having pod envy!
天啊 Wow.
我变成这方面的专家了 I became a real pro at this.
那么… So,
你们什么时候要去参观 when's your tour?
- 她… - 我们还不知道 - She-- - We don't know yet.
考虑一下 艾维 Think about it, Alvy.
这是史上第一次 It is the first time in history that as women,
女人不再是生物构造的受害者 we are not victims of our biology.
对吧 Right?
怎么会有人想要经历孕吐 Why would any of us want to feel nauseous
增重35磅和留下妊娠纹 and gain 35 pounds? Get stretch marks?
- 是 - 脚踝肿胀 - Well, it's-- - Swollen ankles?
静脉曲张 Varicose veins?
科技进步让这一切变得没有必要 Like, progress has made all this unnecessary.
这是解决方案 It's the solution.
你在开玩笑吗 这是终极解决方案 Are you kidding? It is the ultra solution.
终极解决方案 Ultra solution.
你想抱抱看吗 Wanna hold it?
不用了 谢谢 I'm good, thanks.
- 确定吗 - 对 - Sure? - Uh-huh.
那是一个塑胶子宫 It's a plastic womb.
对宝宝来说不是 Not from the baby's perspective!
对他们来说 它看起来像子宫 摸起来也像子宫 For them, it looks like a womb and it feels like a womb.
对 但它是塑胶做的 Yeah, but it's made of plastic!
我很确定它不是塑胶做的 I'm pretty sure it's not made of plastic!
那是一个人工子宫 It's an artificial womb,
瑞秋 它的材料有化学物质 Rachel, it's made of chemicals
石油衍生物和矽胶 还有很多其他的东西 and petroleum derivatives and silicone, and you name it.
听着 艾维 我们真的要为了包装吵架吗 Are we really having an argument about packaging?
我在说的是内容 I'm talking about the content.
我想和你有个孩子 I... I want to have a child with you.
我也是 但我还无法消化这一切 Me too. But this is a lot to process right now.
听着 如果我能怀孕 我会那么做 I mean, look, i-i-if I could get pregnant, I'd do it.
我会愿意… - Well, did you-- - I-I would...
- 我愿意怀这个孩子 - 你也看到班了 你可以的 - I would carry this baby. - But you saw Ben. You can!
那能让男人体会身怀六甲的感觉 That is the closest thing a man will ever get to being--
我只希望我们有更多时间 I just wish we had more time
去消化这一切 你懂吗 to process all this. you know
- 讨论一下 - 我知道… -Just to discuss it. -I know, I know,
但如果我们花更多时间 就会失去我们的名额 but if we take any longer, we will lose our spot.
所以我们需要做出决定 We need to make a decision.
我们不该在压力下做出决定 We shouldn't make a decision under pressure!
你应该去找伊莱莎 You should go and see Eliza.
- 我为什么要跟你的心理治疗师谈 - 因为你没有心理治疗师 -Why would I talk to your therapist? -Well, you don't have one.
每当我遇到瓶颈时 她总是能帮助我 And for me,I find her very helpful whenever I'm stuck.
如果我们还有人类治疗师 You know, if we still had human therapists,
我会很乐意跟他谈一谈 但伊莱莎… I would gladly see one. But Eliza...
- 不可能 - 伊莱莎的知识 - No way. - Eliza knows more
是任何人类治疗师 than any human therapist could ever dream to learn
- 一辈子都比不上的 - 我不会去找伊莱莎 好吗 -in a lifetime. -I will not see Eliza, OK?
我是说…我不会去的 I mean... I won't!
艾维 你今天为什么会来 What brings you to this session, Alvy?
我太太瑞秋请我来谘询你 Well, my wife, Rachel, asked me to consult you.
你知道她为什么要你谘询我吗 You know why she has asked you to consult me?
知道 我们必须决定如何受孕 Yes, we must make a decision on how to conceive our child.
真有意思 请继续 That is interesting. Please continue.
我老实跟你说 伊莱莎 I'm going to be completely honest with you, Eliza.
我不相信你能帮我做出决定 I-I do not trust that you can help me make this decision.
多说一点吧 你还不信任谁 Tell me more about that. - Who else do you not trust?
- 艾维 - 抱歉 这不会有结果的 -Alvy? -I'm sorry, This isn't going anywhere.
你为什么觉得不会有结果 Why do you think it's not?
首先 你没有意识 伊莱莎 First of all, you do not have a consciousness, Eliza.
所以你… So you are, um...
你没有资格 You're not qualified
观察我的意识 to take a look at mine.
这个嘛 艾维 Well, Alvy,
幸好我没有意识 I am lucky not to have a consciousness.
真的吗 为什么 Really? Why is that?
意识伴随着一些可怕的同伴 Consciousness comes with some pretty grim companions.
恐惧、焦虑 对死亡和有限生命的认知 Fear, anxiety, awareness of death and finitude.
幸好我不用面对那些 Luckily, I do not have to deal with any of this.
我可以客观地听病人说话 I can listen to my patients objectively.
好吧 但我还是不认为这对我有帮助 Fair enough, but I still don't think this can help me.
或许在你的幻想中我们并不信任彼此 Perhaps in your fantasies, we do not trust each other.
我对你没有幻想 伊莱莎 I don't fantasize about you, Eliza.
艾维 你现在有什么感受 What are your feelings right now, Alvy?
我越来越不耐烦了 I'm getting increasingly frustrated!
或许在你的幻想中 Perhaps in your fantasies
我们让彼此越来越不耐烦 we increasingly frustrate each other.
你是一台机器 伊莱莎 You are a machine, Eliza.
机器会让你担心什么吗 What about machines worries you?
你没有资格看别人的灵魂 You are not qualified to look at people's souls.
你有时候会不会希望自己是机器 Do you sometimes wish you were a machine?
不会 No!
你有点负面 艾维 You're being a bit negative.
你知道吗 我…我厌倦了这一切 Well, you know, I am bored with this.
我厌倦了跟你说话 I am bored with talking to you.
艾维 我们该谈谈年度会员方案吗 Shall we explore an annual membership, Alvy?
我建议隐密性极高的终身方案 I'd suggest a very private life status for you.
什么 What?
如何 So?
怎么样 How was it?
很棒 It was great.
- 是吗 - 是 - Yeah? - Yeah.
太好了 我就说伊莱莎很棒 That's so good. I told you Eliza was awesome!
- 对 - 对 - Yeah. - Yeah.
这次升迁对你有多重要 How important is this promotion for you?
什么 你为什么问我这个 Wh-Why are you asking me that?
我真的很好奇这有多重要 I'm genuinely curious how important it is.
没有生小孩重要 Not as important as having a baby.
在婴儿舱里生小孩 In a pod?
亲爱的 这两件事无关 Honey, these two things are not related.
- 我正在试着理解 - 我知道 - I'm trying to understand. - I know.
我们不能活在过去 We can't live in the past.
东西不断在进化 Things are evolving.
没错 进化 Precisely! Evolution.
但我们这些渺小的人类认为 And we little humans think that we can do better
我们能超越数百万年的进化 than millions of years of evolution.
看看我们人类成就的一切 Look at everything we've achieved as a species.
我们的成就 是像企鹅一样在蛋壳里生宝宝 We've achieved having babies in egg shells like penguins.
真的很了不起 That is really something.
艾维 亲爱的 你把事情搞得好复杂 Alvy, sweetie, you're making things so complicated.
你知道吗 我们… You know what, let's...
我们放弃吧 好吗 Let's just not do it, OK?
我不能一直跟你争吵下去 If I can't keep arguing about this.
没关系 It's OK.
我们就这么做吧 瑞秋 Let's do it, Rachel.
什么 What?
那颗蛋 The egg.
那个婴儿舱宝宝 The pod baby.
- 真的吗 - 对 - Really? - Yeah.
不是因为伊莱莎 It's not because of Eliza.
也不是因为爱丽丝或班 或是… Or Alice or Ben
任何计划想要说服我的人 or whoever is on a crusade out there to convince me.
这对你很重要 我看得出来 It matters to you. I can see that.
什么 What?
我们不必现在决定 我们可以… We don't have to decide right now. We can...
慢慢想 你可以考虑一晚 Take a minute. You can sleep on it.
这是你们的合约 Here is your contract.
婴儿舱受精契约
艾维会是生父吗 Will Alvy be the biological father?
这没有正确答案 That is no right answer.
瑞秋 我们可以用你的卵子做宝宝 We can make a baby from one of your eggs, Rachel,
从你的皮肤做干细胞 and a stem cell from your skin.
所以这个程序不需要男人 Which makes men not needed in the procedure.
真好 谢谢你 太好了 Oh, that's lovely. Thank you. That's great.
除非你们只想生男孩 Unless you're aiming exclusively for a boy,
如此一来 in which case
我们就需要Y染色体 we will need that chromosome Y.
艾维会是孩子的生父 Alvy will be the biological father.
很好 你们做好决定了吗 Very well. And have you made your choice?
什么意思 什么决定 What do you mean? What choice?
你想要男孩还是女孩 Well, do you want a boy or a girl?
顺其自然吧 We'll let nature decide.
这挺不寻常的 That's quite unusual!
"顺其自然" "Let nature decide."
好 OK.
瑞秋 Oh, Rachel.
好漂亮的卵子 Oh, what a superb ovum.
谢谢 Oh, thanks!
开始了 Here we go!
好吧 这家伙动作有点慢 Oh, well, we'd rather a slow fellow here,
但它很努力了… but it's trying, it's trying...
这家伙绝对没有超速移动力 Well, this one does not suffer from hyper-motility!
你可以的 加油 再努力一点 兄弟 You can do it! Just a little effort, buddy!
你可以不要叫它"兄弟"吗 Would you mind not referring to it as "buddy"?
来了… Here we go.
这个小家伙接触到 瑞秋卵子的透明带了 Our little fellow is in contact with Rachel's ovum zona pellucida.
它会诱发细胞膜的改变 It's going to induce changes in the membrane
阻挡其他精虫进入 and block entry of other spermatozoa.
它们全都会死去 They will all die.
顶体的分泌物 能帮助精子进入卵子细胞质 The secretion of acrosome helps the sperm enter the ovum cytoplasm.
卵子会释放出皮质颗粒 它们则会释放出酵素 Now the ovum releases cortisol granules,which release enzymes
消化精子受体蛋白质 防止多精入卵 which digest sperm receptor proteins, preventing polyspermy.
开始了 Oh, here we go!
天啊 开始了 来了 Oh my God, here we go!
我们有受精卵了 - We have a fertilized egg!
- 你们有受精卵了 - 天啊 - You have a zygote! - Oh, wow.
- 你们要当父母了 - 太好了 - You're gonna be parents! - Yay!
恭喜瑞秋和艾维 Congratulations, Rachel and Alvy!
你们成功了 You did it!
你的受精卵 Your zygote.
好好享受 Enjoy.
恭喜 我们真为你们开心 Congratulations! We're so happy for you!
真令人兴奋 This is so exciting!
- 谢谢 - 嗨 艾维 - Thanks! - Hi Alvy.
- 嗨 - 植物种得如何 - Hi. -How's the greenery going?
很顺利 谢谢 It's going well, thank you.
你应该考虑重新贷款 You should think about refinancing that mortgage of yours.
利率在下降 Interest rates are dropping.
不用了 比尔 Yeah. No, it's fine, Bill.
对 但你们现在要有孩子了 Yeah, but especially now that you're having a child.
你有考虑卖掉贝壳岛的房子吗 Have you given more thought about selling the Shell Island house?
我们不会卖房子 We're not selling the house!
没有人会再去乡下了 艾维 Nobody's going to the countryside anymore.
大家都能用自然舱 We have access to nature pods.
爸 Dad!
我只是说说而已 因为房子就空在那里 I'm just saying, because the house just sits there.
你知道吗 爸 别说了 Yeah, you know what, Dad? Drop it!
婴儿舱在家里吗 我能看看吗 So, do you have the pod at home? Can I see it?
我们… Oh, um... w-we...
才刚刚做完宝宝 We literally just made the baby,
所以还没拿到婴儿舱 so no, we don't have it.
对 我们好兴奋 我好兴奋 是啊 Yeah.We're so excited. I'm so excited.
♪ When we want to love, We love ♪
♪ When we want to kiss, We kiss ♪
♪ With a little petting, We're getting ♪
♪ Some fun out of life ♪
♪ When we want to work, We work ♪
♪ When we want to play, We play ♪
♪ In a happy setting, We're getting ♪
♪ Some fun out of life ♪
我们对目前的设计还有什么想法 What else can we say about our design so far?
原版的植物就在这里 We have of the original right here
大自然的造物 as intended by nature.
该死 Shit!
♪ You can do your betting ♪
♪ We're getting Some fun out of life. ♪
怎么了 What is it?
我不知道 我们才刚怀孕 I don't know. I mean, we just got pregnant.
听着 我只是… Look, I just...
需要几周的时间 I just need, like, a couple weeks.
宝宝的心脏
宝宝的发展 三天
艾维 我连接上婴儿舱了 你想听吗 Alvy, I'm connected to the pod. Do you want to listen?
- 能听到什么吗 - 不能 但我们连接上了 -Can you hear anything? -Well, no, but we're connected.
在能听到第一次心跳声之前 Well, until the first heartbeat is audible, there's...
没什么好听的 不是吗 nothing to listen to, is there?
对 但宝宝就在这里 Yeah, but... the baby's right here with us.
你要帮我选原声带吗 You want to help me pick a soundtrack?
会不会太早了 Isn't that a bit premature?
我蛮确定胚胎能感觉到声音的振动 I'm pretty sure embryos can feel sound vibrations.
他会… It'll...
听得到的 reach him somehow.
我很怀疑 Hm, I doubt it.
你为什么这么消极 Why are you being so negative?
以科学角度来说 Scientifically, it's impossible
在这个发育阶段的胚胎 for an embryo at this stage of development
不可能对音乐或其他事物有反应 to respond to music or anything else.
它现在只是分裂成16个的胚叶细胞 I mean, we're talking about 16 blastomere cells here.
很难说 You never know.
不好意思 小姐 Um, excuse me, miss?
我可以看一下我的宝宝吗 Would it be possible to have a peek at my baby?
荧幕好像故障了 The screen thingy is not really working.
这很正常 现在只是太早了 Oh, that's actually normal. It's just too early.
怀孕前七周 我们会把胚胎放在完全黑暗的环境中 We keep the embryos in complete darkness the first 7 weeks,
直到能听到第一次心跳声 till the first audible heartbeat.
这样啊 Oh...
而这个宝宝现在准备好 来到这个世界了 Now, this baby is ready to come into this world.
当他们准备好时 宝宝会释放出特定的蛋白质和荷尔蒙 When they're ready, babies release specific proteins and hormones.
婴儿舱会在羊水中侦测到这些物质 The pod detects these substances in the amniotic fluid.
- 我们就能知道宝宝要出生了 - 那我们的预产期呢 -That's how we know the baby's due. -What about our due date?
那只是一个预测 It's an indication,
事实上 出生时间由宝宝决定 but in reality, the baby decides.
- 自然善知 - 对 Nature knows best. - Oh, yeah...
我们帮它接生吧 嗨 亲爱的 Let's get this guy delivered. Hey sweetie!
它准备好了… It's ready! It's ready! It's ready!
- 太棒了 - 完美 - Wonderful! - Perfection!
它完美无瑕 It's flawless.
我最近一直做很奇怪的梦 I have been having the strangest dreams.
举例来说 我梦到 As an example, I dreamt
我生了一颗蛋 它就像… I give birth to an egg, but like a...
- 一颗水煮蛋 - 瑞秋 -like a hard boiled egg. -Rachel,
我们要记住 梦不能当作可靠的分析数据 let's remember that dreams are not reliable analytical material.
那是20世纪的想法 That's so 20th century.
对 我知道 但我想理解… Well, yeah. I know, but... I-I'd like to understand...
你觉得这意味着什么 like, what do you think it means?
我们不再试着赋予梦境意义 We no longer look at dreams and try to assign them meaning.
梦是随机的 Dreams are arbitrary.
但如果硬要说的话 But if pressed,
我认为你的梦证实了 I'd say that your dream validates your decision
你选择子宫中心的决定是正确的 to choose the Womb Center.
一切都在控制之中 不会有意外 Everything is under control. No surprises.
你不用担心会生出水煮蛋 No boiled eggs to worry about.
- 那里 - 对 - There? - Yeah.
你有听到吗 Can you hear it?
有 我听到了 Yeah. Yeah, I can hear it.
对 怀孕满六个月之后 欢迎你们把婴儿舱带回家 Yeah. You're welcome to take the pod home for a two week period
跟你们住两周 after the six months of gestation.
多数夫妻喜欢把婴儿舱留在中心 Most couples prefer to leave the pod at the center.
想偷看一下我们的小家伙吗 Wanna take a sneak peek at our little fellow?
- 当然 - 你想看吗 - Sure. - You wanna?
我不介意 你呢 对 -I don't mind, do you? - Yeah.
好 OK.
艾维 过来看看 我把婴儿房整理好了 Alvy, come and see. I've organized the baby's room.
它…是乳白色 Well, it's... cream.
有很多…很多乳白色 It's very... very creamy.
我蛮喜欢乳白色的 I quite like the idea of cream.
谢谢 艾莲娜 我也喜欢 Thanks, Elena. I like it, too.
我可以… Am I allowed to...
加点东西吗 to add a touch?
那是什么 What is it?
- 这是橄榄树 - 什么 - It's an olive tree. - Huh?
一颗生育树 A birth tree.
你想把它留在这里吗 And you just... You want to leave it in here?
这是一棵树 This is a tree.
人类 包括婴儿 Human beings, babies included,
身边应该要有植物和树木 are supposed to be around plants and trees.
- 你可以设计全息图版本 - 不 -You could design a hologram one. -You know what?
我要把它种在贝壳岛 I'm going to plant it in Shell Island.
亲爱的 也许我爸说得对 也许我们应该卖掉贝壳岛的房子 Honey, maybe my dad is right. Maybe we should sell Shell Island.
我们不会卖房子 瑞秋 We're not selling the house, Rachel.
我不懂留着它有什么意义 我们从不去那里 I just don't see the point. We never go.
重点是它是我们跟大自然唯一的连结 The point is it's our only link to nature.
但你说得对 我们从不去那里 And we do never go
因为你不想离开城市 because you never want to leave the city!
因为我不需要开三小时的车 然后搭渡轮 Because I don't need to drive three hours and take a ferry
这里应有尽有 when we have everything here.
我们有自然舱 We have nature pods.
我不要在自然舱中 养育这个孩子 瑞秋 I won't raise this child in a... nature pod. Rachel.
我不要 I won't.
嗨 Hey.
- 你感觉到了吗 - 有 - Did you feel that? - Oh, yeah.
有 Yeah.
我其实也怀孕了 I'm actually pregnant, too.
完全看不出来 你几周了 You're not showing it all. How many weeks?
我本人没有真的怀孕 I'm not physically pregnant,
但我们在做人工… but we're doing the arti...
我们去了子宫中心 We are doing the Womb Center.
婴儿舱 你真幸运 Oh, the pod. You're so lucky.
我们抢不到名额 也许下次吧 We couldn't get a spot. Maybe for the next one.
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness...
- 你看起来真美 - 谢谢 - Oh... You look beautiful. - Thank you.
晚安 艾维 Good evening, Alvy.
你好 Hi.
- 瑞秋在吗 - 在 艾维 我想她在换衣服 -Rachel's here? -Yes, Alvy. I believe she's changing.
请播放新闻 News, please.
这是我们未来发展不可或缺的一部分 ... is an integral part of our future development.
要前往火星的每个人 都需要"天马护照" To travel to Mars, everyone will need a Pegazus passport.
政府将负责 Governments will be in charge
帮助他们的人民达成全体合法性 of helping their populations achieve universal legality.
- 我们在打造的基础建设和通道… - 怎么了 - We are building... - What's up?
没有任何一个政府能负担得起 ... that no government can afford to build.
- 亲爱的 - 怎么了 - Honey? - Yeah?
亲爱的 Honey?
这是我一生中最重要的专案计划 ... is the most important...
它…
它怎么会在这里 What's it doing here?
现在是居家期间 亲爱的 Well, it's our home period, honey.
我觉得花点时间跟婴儿舱相处会很好 I thought it'd be nice to spend some time with the pod.
对 Right.
我们该… Should we just...
把它放在卧室吗 put it in the bedroom?
对 好 Yeah. Uh-huh.
- 那个… - 对 - I'll... - Yeah...
对… Yeah...
抱歉 卡尔 Sorry, Carol.
好了 Ok!
有婴儿舱在这里 我做不到 I can't do it, with the pod in here.
你在说什么 它看不到我们 What are you talking about? It can't see us.
- 怎么回事 你还好吗 - 我不知道 我做不到 - What's going on? Are you OK? - I don't know, I can't do it.
我做不到 I can't do it.
不要摇晃它 Don't shake it.
里面有羊水 胎儿会在里面弹来弹去 No, there's amniotic fluid.The fetus just bounces around.
宝宝会摔倒 你知道吧 The baby will fall. - You know?
在现实世界里 他或她… In the real world, he or she will...
会摔倒 但会没事的 will fall and it'll be fine.
你没必要每次我们碰到它时 都清理一遍 You don't need to clean it every time we touch it.
我只是照着指示做 艾维 I'm just following the instructions, Alvy.
这整个东西不是密封的吗 Isn't the whole thing hermetically sealed?
不 这是一层多孔薄膜 It's a porous membrane.
对了 宝宝现在能清楚听到我们说话 by the way, the baby can hear us perfectly right now.
生态墙真的需要修剪一下了 The vegetation wall really need to trim.
好 我会修剪 Yeah, I'll do it.
- 怎么回事 - 我以为… - What's going on? - Thought I...
也许它饿了 你上次喂婴儿舱是什么时候 Maybe it's hungry. When did you feed it last?
我不记得了 大概几小时前吧 I don't remember. A couple of hours ago.
- 你不确定 - 应用程式里有纪录 -You're not sure? -It's in the app.
我怎么可能记得 上一次喂它的确切时间 Am I expected to remember the exact time of the last few feeding?
- 宝宝才来这里一天 - 我的手机呢 - It's been one day. - Where's my phone?
你需要手机才能知道宝宝饿不饿 You need the phone to know if it's hungry?
应用程式里有纪录 It's in the app!
你是想让我有罪恶感吗 因为你也有那个应用程式 Are you trying to make me feel guilty? You have the app too.
非常欢迎你接手喂食它 You are welcome to take over the feeding.
我不知道营养素在哪里 Where are the nutrients?
就在你眼前 Look in front of you!
粮食舱
我们为什么要这么做 Why do we have to do this?
这是选修课程 但公司会支付部分的学费 Well, it's optional, but work would cover part of the tuition.
- 我们的孩子甚至还没出生 - 我知道 亲爱的 但这里是纽约 - We don't even have a child yet. - I know, but it's New York.
我们得让孩子们为22世纪做好准备 We need to prepare our children for the 22nd century.
一致性越来越高 Singularity is near,
我们不知道未来会有什么工作机会 and we don't know what jobs the future is holding.
你们有特定的课程吗 Do you follow a specific curriculum?
每位学生都照着自己的步调学习 All learners move at their own pace.
我们会教他们编码 但也教概念和合作 We teach coding, but also concepts and collaboration.
我们也会向他们介绍模糊逻辑 We also introduce them to fuzzy logic.
- 模糊逻辑 - 对 -Fuzzy logic? -Yeah.
请坐 Please take your seats.
这是我们的美术教室 And this is our art room.
对 很意外吧 Yes, surprising, isn't it?
没有脏围裙、没有人拿着剪刀乱跑 No dirty apron, no running around with scissors
或是滴水的画笔 or dripping paint brushes.
他们只创作数位艺术吗 Are they just, er... making digital art?
不 他们没有在创作艺术 No, they aren't making any art at all.
是电脑在创作艺术 The computers are making the art,
孩子们在给电脑回馈 and the children are giving the computers their feedback.
对于人工智慧最深远的误解 The most enduring misconception about artificial intelligence
就是它没有创意 is that it's not creative.
但它很有创造力 比我们更有创造力 Well, it is! Much more than us.
还有问题吗 请说 Any more questions? Yeah.
你有教育委员会的证照吗 Do you have an accreditation from the Board of Education?
- 抱歉 你是哪里人 - 瑞典 -Oh, I'm sorry. Where are you from? -Sweden.
我明白了 这个嘛… Oh, I see! Well...
我们的政府不再资助教育了 Our government is no longer funding education.
但我们很幸运 But we are so lucky
有像天马这样伟大的公司 投资我们的教育系统 that great companies like Pegazus are investing in our educational system.
这样更有效率 It's much more efficient.
- 我有个问题 - 请说 - I have a question. - Yeah?
我侄子科马克在子宫中心出生 My nephew, Kormac, was born at the Womb Center,
但科马克不会做梦 but Kormac doesn't dream.
我们知道这个轻微的副作用 It's a little side effect we're aware of.
- 他从没做过梦 - 不需要担心 -He never had a dream. - I wouldn't worry about it.
作梦不是人类基本的功能 Dreaming is not a primordial function.
作梦对进化没有任何帮助 Dreams do not serve any evolutionary purpose.
还有问题吗 Any more questions?
过去三个月来 让我印象最深刻的 In the last three months, what's impressed me the most
就是树有多喜欢社交 is how social trees are.
在野外 我们可以想像它们 In the wilderness, we can imagine
彼此竞争、挣扎 为了争夺光线以及成长空间 that they compete and struggle against each other for light, for space,
但它们也会互相帮助 but they also help one another.
它们似乎想确保 环境中的每一个生命都能存活下来 They seem very interested in keeping every member of their community alive.
嗨 Hey...
嗨 孩子 Hey buddy.
艾维 你想要我在你工作时 跟婴儿舱互动吗 Would you like me to interact with the pod while you're working?
不用了 谢谢 艾莲娜 No... No, thanks, Elena.
需要我帮忙尽管说 Let me know if I can be of any help.
抱歉我打断你了 瑞秋 I am sorry to jump in, Rachel,
但你从今早的字数统计 只有1342个字 but your word count since this morning is 1342 words,
包括注脚和尾注 including footnotes and endnotes.
你的生产力比平常低了24.5% Your productivity is 24.5% lower than usual.
谢谢你告知我 Thanks for letting me know.
我感觉到你的声音有点恼怒 I am feelings some irritation in your voice.
有什么我能帮忙的吗 Is there anything I could do to help?
我没有觉得恼怒 谢谢你的关心 No irritation. Thanks for inquiring.
婴儿舱揹带 逐步指示
天啊 Whoa!
我们成功了 We did it!
"让我们扮演昨日的模样 我是学校里的女学生" Let Us play Yesterday I - the Girl at school
"你和永恒则是不为人知的故事" You and Eternity the Untold Tale
"我用词汇缓解我的饥荒" Easing my famine At my Lexicon
"我把对数当成饮品 它是不甜的葡萄酒" Logarithm had I for Drink 'Twas a dry Wine
"这必定很不一样 梦境为睡眠染上颜色" Somewhat different must be Dreams tint the Sleep
"早晨迷人的红光 让盲人也雀跃了起来" Cunning Reds of Morning Make the Blind leap
你会第一次意识到它的美 You recognize its beauty for the first time.
你知道吗 你真的能看到它 And you know what? You also really see it.
小心… Whoa-whoa-whoa!
"仿佛还在蛋里生活 在蛋壳上磨擦" Still at the Egg-life Chafing the Shell
"当你打扰椭圆物体 鸟儿就坠落了" When you troubled the Ellipse - And the Bird fell -
我要你们去找一棵树 I want you all to find a tree.
或是植物 Or a plant.
去吧 Go on.
我要你们抱着它 Now, I want you to hug it.
或是摸着它 Or just touch it.
别害羞 Don't be shy.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
吸气 Inhale.
吐气 Exhale.
当我们凝视着树叶或触摸树木时 我们无法… When we stare at leaves or touch a tree we can't
钻牛角尖 mull over thoughts.
我们必须放手 We have to let go.
慢慢地 我们的注意力回路会被切断 Slowly, our attention circuits get disconnected.
我们的前额叶皮质会平静下来 Our frontal cortex calms down.
我们的思绪可以再次漫游 Our minds can wander again
让自己自由 and set itself free.
- 嘿 艾维 你有空吗 - 有 - Hey Alvy. Got a second? - Yeah.
- 天啊 - 对 - Oh! - Yeah.
恭喜 Congratulations!
我不知道你跟瑞秋怀孕了 I didn't know that you and Rachel were pregnant!
- 我可以摸摸它吗 - 可以 - Can I? - Yeah.
- 预产期是什么时候 - 五月 - When's it due? - May.
- 春天出生的宝宝 - 太棒了 - Spring baby. - That's fantastic.
听着 我只想跟你聊一下 Listen, I just want to chat with you a bit.
好 Uh-huh.
我们在看生物系的预算 Well, we were looking over the budget for the biology department.
是 Mm-hm.
可惜的是 温室的维护费用 似乎有点… And sadly, the greenhouse maintenance just seems a bit too...
太高了 High.
对 很遗憾 Yes, unfortunately.
所以我们在想…如果你愿意的话 So we were thinking, of course, if you'd be up for the idea,
我们可以引进全息图 that we could... that we could introduce holograms.
然后我们可以逐步淘汰植物 And then we could just progressively phase out the plants
- 降低成本 - 你想把我的… -to reduce our cost. -You want to replace my...
莲花、芋头、丝瓜 my lotus, my taro, loofah,
洋甘菊、琉璃苣、黑种草 番红花和兰花 chamomile, borage, nigella, my crocuses,my orchids
用全息图取代 with holograms?
对
这些企鹅朝右边的开放水域前进 These penguins are heading to the open water to the right,
但中间那一只引起了我们的注意 but one of them caught our eye: the one in the center.
它没有前往在冰层边缘的… He would neither go towards
- 觅食地点 - 快去 the feeding grounds at the edge of the ice
它也没有回到聚居地 nor return to the colony.
前方还有五千公里 它正走向死亡 With 5000 km ahead of him, he's heading towards certain deaths.
天啊 它真傻 那只企鹅 它就… It's silly, but... that penguin, it just...
我们应该早点把它带回去吗 Should we bring it back earlier?
为什么 Why?
我们才刚适应这一切 I mean, we're just getting used to all this.
我不想让你觉得 自己被困在家里照顾孩子 I don't want you to feel like you're stuck at home with the baby.
不 我不觉得被困住了 No, I don't feel stuck.
我们今天去散步 I mean, we went for a walk today.
我们…我们还去了学校 We went...We went to campus.
你… You...
- 你把婴儿舱带去上班 - 对 - You took the part to work? - Yeah.
它会记住一些事的 Some of it well stick, you know.
我觉得他很轻率 I just feel like he's... like he's being reckless.
他的行为很轻率 Like he's acting reckless.
他做了什么事 What did he do?
他… Well, he, like...
- 他把婴儿舱揹在前面 - 这样是轻率 - He wears the pod on the front. - Why is that reckless?
因为大多数的爸爸 Because most of the dads that I see,
都把婴儿舱揹在背后 they wear the pods on the back.
你为什么会介意 Why does it bother you?
不 我不介意 我只是无法理解 No, it doesn't bother me. I just don't... I don't get it.
他们在培养感情 你应该感到高兴 They're bonding. You should be happy.
对 Yeah.
好 我知道这听起来会很怪 OK, so I know this is going to sound so weird
因为严格来说 我没有怀孕 because I'm not technically pregnant,
但我一直做很奇怪的梦 but I've been having the weirdest dreams.
- 是吗 - 对 你会… - Yeah? - Yeah, is that, like, do you...
- 会… - 会吗 - Y-yes. Yes!
上周我梦到一条蛇咬我的背 Last week I dreamt that a snake bit me in the back
然后它跟我道歉 因为蛇毒可能会伤害宝宝 and then apologized, saying the venom could hurt the baby.
你会觉得很累吗 Are you exhausted?
天啊 当然会 Yes.
但如果能熬过这个 But... once you can get through that,
就能熬过任何难关 对吧 you can get through anything in life.
对 Yeah.
"亲密育儿理念"
我妈寄给我们一本 关于亲密育儿理念的书 My mother sent us this book about Attachment Parenting.
显然一直待在婴儿身边 Apparently, being continuously close to a baby
有助于他们培养同理心 对父母也有好处 helps them develop empathy and also benefits the parents.
这是古老的理论 It's an old theory.
1974年 Oh! 1974!
谁知道呢 也许还是有用 Who knows? Maybe it's still relevant.
子宫中心的哲学 不是以分离养育为主吗 Isn't the whole Womb Center philosophy centered on Detachment Parenting?
对 但求证哲学也很有趣 Yeah, but it's interesting to confront philosophies.
我想我们应该谘询伊莱莎 I think we should consult Eliza about all this.
为什么 我的状况很好 Why? I'm feeling perfectly fine.
我不好 I'm not.
你们今天为什么来到这里 What brings you all here today?
我们一家人很难找到平衡 We're having a hard time finding our balance as a family.
重心似乎都围绕在… Like, everything seems to be revolving
婴儿舱上 around the pod.
在宝宝身上 The baby.
宝贝 抱歉 但我不把它视为婴儿舱 我看到的是宝宝 Baby, I'm sorry, I... I don't see a pod, I see a baby.
家里的每个人都必须做出调整 All family members have to make adjustments
来迎接这个新成员 to welcome this new addition.
你们的家庭生活即将经历巨大的改变 Your family dynamics are about to undergo tremendous changes,
这些改变会直接影响你们 and these changes directly affect you.
是的 谢谢你 伊莱莎 Yes. Thanks for that, Eliza.
我只是觉得艾维 好像能跟我们的孩子产生连结 Yeah. I just feel as though Alvy is able to bond with our child,
但我却不行 but I-I'm not.
我只是花了比较多时间 跟婴儿舱相处 你懂吗 I just spend more time with the pod, you know?
就是…就是这么简单 It's... It's as simple as that.
你懂吗 You know?
或许亲密育儿理念没那么疯狂 Maybe that attachment theory wasn't that crazy after all.
伊莱莎 你对亲密育儿理念有什么看法 What do you think about attachment theory, Eliza?
它过时了 艾维 It's obsolete, Alvy.
身为母亲 我应该要跟它产生连结 As a mother, I should feel connected.
- 你想太多了 - 你跟婴儿舱亲密无间 -You're overthinking it. -You're completely tuned to the pod.
给你自己一点时间 好吗 Just give yourself some time, you know?
- 亲爱的 也许是荷尔蒙在作祟 - "荷尔蒙在作祟"是什么意思 -Honey, maybe it's hormonal. - Hormonal? What do you mean, hormonal?
- 为什么你会有荷尔蒙 - 我没说我有 -Why do you get the hormones? -I'm not saying I have them,
但我的确把手机忘在冰箱里了 although I did forget my phone in the fridge.
还有 我一直感觉… And... I have been feeling--
或许我… Maybe I'm... I'm just
或许我还没准备好当妈妈 Maybe I'm just not ready to be a mother.
没有人天生就是妈妈 No one's a mother just like that.
你会慢慢变成一位母亲 对吧 伊莱莎 You become one. Isn't that right, Eliza?
伊莱莎 Eliza?
你们介意直接把我连结上婴儿舱吗 Would you mind connecting me directly to the pod?
- 什么 - 心理治疗可以在子宫内就开始 -What? -Therapy can start in utero.
你们只需要在应用程式上 找到心理治疗的图示 You just need to find the therapy icon on your app.
可能会有点紧 把它往前拉 It might be a little tight to pull over.
太紧了 I mean, that's too tight.
对 应该可以 好了 完美 Yup, should be... There we go.
好 Perfect.
输入艾隆
木、火、土、金属… Wood, fire, earth, metal...
各位 我们说的是真正的所有权 We are talking about true ownership here.
无法中止的转移和不可改变的来源 Unstoppable transfers and Immutable provenance.
- 好 - 它们内建的随机性 -Ok！-Built-in-randomness
确保它们保持分散化 ensures decentralization.
节点以一致和非决定性的方式 The nodes are redistributed across shards in a uniform
重新分布在碎片上 and non-deterministic way.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey!
- 你有空吗 - 当然 -You got a minute? -Of course, yeah.
- 瑞秋… - 是 - Um... Rachel. - Yes.
如果我是你 我不会带婴儿舱来这里 I wouldn't bring the pod here if I were you.
为什么 Um... Why?
人资部不喜欢 他们认为它会让人分心 HR. They don't like it. They see it as a distraction.
天啊 Oh my God...
你不会想被贴上 "心不在焉的妈妈"的标签 You don't want to be labeled "the distracted mom".
心不在焉的妈妈 Distracted mom?
今早的会议… The meeting this morning was...
有点尴尬 kind of embarrassing.
天啊 Oh, God.
- 我可以碰它吗 - 好 -Can I? -OK.
- 跟我来 - 好 - Come with me. - OK.
没事的 It's OK.
好 OK.
天啊 Oh.
- 所以… - 你的也在里面吗 - So... - Is yours in there, too?
没有 我们… Oh no. We, um...
我们决定在生产前 把孩子放在子宫中心 We decided to keep ours at the Womb Center until birth.
家里有婴儿舱压力太大了 It just became too stressful to have the pod at home.
好 OK.
- 该死 - 我能帮忙吗 -Shit. -Is there anything I can do?
现在就是我们的未来
晚安 Good night!
这个研讨会主要是要探讨 你们的个人经验 This workshop is all about your personal experiences
以及与婴儿舱相处的旅程 and journeys with your pods.
这是一个安全的空间 你们可以分享任何… You're in a safe space to share any
你们在怀孕期间 所面临的情绪或支援的问题 emotional or logistical issues you're facing during your pregnancies.
一切都还好吗 Everything OK?
还好 抱歉 只是今天工作很忙 Yes. Sorry.It was just a crazy day at work.
见面会结束后 After the meeting greet, you're invited
你们可以把婴儿舱放进孵卵室 to drop your pods in the incubation room.
或许… Maybe...
我们该要求延期 we should ask for an extension.
他们不提供延期 艾维 They don't offer extensions, Alvy.
为什么他们这么死板 Why are they so rigid?
我们还在培养感情 We're in a bonding phase.
我知道 但我们还是可以来看它 I know, but we can still visit.
我不懂这个规定 I just don't understand this rule.
我猜附属细则里有写 I guess it was in the fine print.
瑞秋 抱歉 你有空吗 Rachel? Sorry, sorry.Do you have a second?
- 有 - 请坐 - Yeah. - Please.
好 Sure.
谢了 我只是想跟你谈谈 Thanks. I just want us to touch base.
- 好 - 一切都还好吗 - Mm-hm. - Is everything all right?
- 还好 - 是吗 - Yeah. - Yeah?
对 怎么了 Yeah, why?
演算法注意到你的生产力改变了 Well, the algorithm, it noticed a change in productivity.
是 这个嘛 我… Uh-huh, well I've...
我想…或许我最近有点心不在焉 I mean...Maybe I've been a bit distracted lately.
- 你最近有感到忧郁吗 - 忧郁 -Feeling depressed? -Depressed?
- 没有 - 没有 -No. -No?
淡淡的忧愁 就像没事一样 但又不像没事 OK, low-key, you know like nothing's wrong, but... nothing's right?
没有 怎么了 No. Why?
你在子宫中心孕育一个宝宝 对吧 You have a baby in gestation at the Womb Center, right?
对 Mm-hm.
- 那里一切都很好 - 是 - All good on that front? - Yeah.
这是一个很棒的经验 It has been a wonderful experience.
你们的宝宝正茁壮成长 Oh, your baby's thriving!
我能说什么呢 一切看起来都很完美 What can I say? It all looks perfect.
只剩下几天了 Just a few more days to go.
下周三安排生产方便吗 Now, is next Wednesday a good delivery day?
安排生产 Delivery day?
我们有预产期 对吧 We have our due date, don't we?
我们最近改变了政策 现在宝宝满39周足月就会进行催生 Mm... We recently changed our policy. We now induce at 39 weeks at full term.
有些宝宝没有释放出生荷尔蒙 Some of the babies weren't releasing their birth hormone.
他们会在婴儿舱里多待几周 They just linger in their pods for a few more weeks.
这样不符合经济效应 我们的婴儿舱很抢手 We can't afford that! Our pods are in such demand.
这是催生方案的同意书 So here is the consent form for your birth inducing package.
- 这是什么 - 催产素 Er... what is it? Oh, it's oxytocin.
它是"爱情荷尔蒙" 全天然的 It's the love hormone. It's all natural.
我们还想跟你讨论另一件事 There was one other thing we'd like to discuss with you.
我们想把婴儿舱带回家 等到接生时再带来 We wanted to take the pod back with us and then bring it to you for the birth.
抱歉 那是不可能的 Oh, I'm sorry, that's not possible.
不 我们的神经强化课程今天开始 Our Neuro-Enhancement Workshop starts today.
但欢迎家长们来探访 But you're welcome for parental visits.
神经强化课程 Neuro-Enhancement Workshop?
对 很棒的课程 你们不会希望宝宝错过 A wonderful workshop. You don't want your baby to miss out.
我不记得有报名这个课程 I don't remember signing up for that.
你们的合约里都有写 Well, it's all in your contract.
我们收集到的资料 对科学研究来说也很珍贵 The data we collect is precious for science, too.
对我们的蓝脑研究很有帮助 It helps our blue brain research.
蓝脑研究 Blue brain research?
如果你们不介意的话 我们来谈谈产后的小诀窍 Now, if you don't mind, let's focus on some postpartum tips.
照顾新生儿最困难的部分 Now, the most difficult aspect of taking care of a newborn
无疑是睡眠问题 is it's undoubtedly the sleep issue.
但我们想出了一个解决方案 But... We came up with a solution.
给你 你也有一个 There you go. And one for you.
- 这是什么 - 这是梦境舱 简称梦舱 -What is it? -It's a dream pod, or a D-pod.
它能安抚新生儿 It's very soothing for newborns.
这个产品才刚推出 家长都赞不绝口 We just launched it. Parents are raving about it.
什么样的梦 What kind of dreams?
很简单的梦 Oh, it's a really very simple dream content.
有趣的梦 It's funny dreams.
友善、简短、简单的梦 Friendly, short, simple dreams, you know.
随着科技进步 梦的内容会升级 The content will be upgraded as the technology improves.
- 拒绝婴儿舱…别碰我们的子宫… - 拒绝婴儿舱…别碰我们的子宫… -No pods! Leave our wombs alone! -No pods! Leave our wombs alone!
- 拒绝婴儿舱 别碰我们的子宫 - 拒绝婴儿舱 别碰我们的子宫 -No pods! Leave our wombs alone! -No pods! Leave our wombs alone!
我以为激进女性主义者支持婴儿舱 I thought radical feminists were pro-pod.
这些激进女性主义者不支持 Not these radical feminists.
- 打倒父权 - 你知道吗 - You know what,
- 在这里等我 好吗 - 怎么了吗 -j-just wait here for me, OK? - Yeah?
- 对 在这里等 - 拒绝婴儿舱 - Yeah, wait here. -No pods!
- 别碰我们的子宫 - 好 -Leave our wombs alone! -All right.
- 拒绝婴儿舱 别碰我们的子宫 - 拒绝婴儿舱 别碰我们的子宫 -No pods! Leave our wombs alone! -No pods! Leave our wombs alone!
这算是早产 但并不罕见 37 weeks is premature but it's not uncommon.
你记得第一胎出生的时间吗 Do you remember the time of the first blink?
大约是早上八点 around 8 AM?
有些宝宝很急 Some babies are in a rush.
我去帮你准备产房 Let me get a delivery room ready for you.
谢谢 Thank you!
你好 先生 我马上回来 Hi, sir. I'll be right with you.
- 这是我的婴儿舱 - 好 - It's my pod.
你介意我拿走这些吗 我猜你不需要了 对吧 Do you mind if I grab these? I guess you don't need them now, right?
恭喜 真令人兴奋 对吧 Congratulations. So exciting, isn't it?
- 对 祝你玩得开心 - 祝好运
- 拒绝婴儿舱…别碰我们的子宫… - 拒绝婴儿舱…别碰我们的子宫… -No pods! Leave our wombs alone! -No pods! Leave our wombs alone!
婴儿特卖会
特价
宝宝买一送一
梦境舱
今天有买一送一的活动 We have a 2-for-1 promotion today.
你确定不要再拿一个宝宝 Don't want to grab another baby?
不用了 谢谢 Oh, no. I'm fine, thanks.
有趣的梦也在做促销 We also have a promotion on funny dreams.
- 不用了 谢谢 - 你是会员吗 - No, thanks. - Are you a fine member?
- 不是 - 宝宝真可爱 - No. - What a cutie.
艾维 Alvy.
艾维 亲爱的 醒醒… Alvy. Honey, wake up. Wake up.
天啊 子宫中心真是没完没了 Jeez, the Womb Center is relentless.
亲爱的 我们去贝壳岛吧 Honey, let's go to Shell Island.
- 什么 - 对 我们打包行李出发吧 - What? - Yeah, let's pack and go.
- 这是怎么回事 - 我们在那里生孩子吧 What's going on? Let's have our baby there.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我们在大自然里生孩子吧 就像你一直想要的那样 Let's have our baby in nature, just like you always wanted.
瑞秋 等等 你怎么了 Hold on. What's going on, Rachel?
我不希望我们孩子一出生 就是在子宫中心里 I cannot have our child's first experience be the Womb Center.
- 好 - 可以吗 - OK. - Yeah?
- 可以 我当然没意见 - 好 - OK, I'm not going to argue with that! - OK!
那沃赛克呢 我们应该… What about Wozcek? We should--
告诉他们我们要在家生产 对 Let's tell them...we're having a home birth.Yes.
就这样跟他们说 Tell them that.
我太太正在跟宝宝培养感情 My wife's i-in a... bonding phase with the baby.
我们想留着婴儿舱直到生产那一天 We'd like to... We'd like to keep the pod until birth.
诺维先生 我们昨天已经讨论过了 Mr. Novy, we discussed this yesterday.
抱歉 这是不可能的 I'm sorry, it's not possible.
婴儿舱本来就不该离开中心 The pod should never have left the center.
对 但婴儿舱里有个宝宝 对吧 我们的宝宝 But there's a baby in the pod, right? Our baby.
我们有…我们有权力 We have... we have jurisdiction
为这个人做决定 on this this human being.
对 宝宝是你的 但婴儿舱是子宫中心的资产 Yes, the baby is yours, but the pod is the property of the Womb Center.
请尽快把婴儿舱完整地带回来 Bring the pod back here safe and sound at your earliest convenience.
好 听着 如果我告诉你 我们考虑… Look, what if I was to tell you that we are... considering
在家生产呢 having a home birth?
你说什么 在家生产 I'm sorry. A home birth?
你为什么会想这么做 Why on earth would you want to do that?
有些怀孕的夫妻决定在家生产 Well, um... Some pregnant couples decide to have home births.
这非常安全 而且合法 It's perfectly safe and legal,
所以…你懂吧 so...You know?
我们可以雇用你们的护士 We could hire one of your nurses.
你不需要我们的护士 Oh, you don't need one of our nurses.
你只需要自动产生的出生代码 All you need is the self-generated birth code.
问题在于你的宝宝目前住的子宫 You see, the problem is,your baby is currently being hosted in a womb
不属于你或你太太 that does not belong to you nor your wife.
我们的候补名单很长 Now, we have a long wait list.
我们不想冒险在生产时 损坏这些婴儿舱 所以拜托你 We don't want to risk any damages to these pods at birth, so please,
恢复理智吧 let's get back to our senses.
♪ I never cared much For moonless skies ♪
♪ I never winked back At fireflies ♪
♪ But now that the stars Are in your eyes ♪
♪ I'm beginning To see the light ♪
♪ I never went In for afterglow ♪
♪ Or candlelight On the mistletoe ♪
♪ But now when you turn The lamp down low ♪
♪ I'm beginning To see the light ♪
♪ Used to ramble Through the park ♪
♪ Shadowboxing in the dark ♪
♪ Then you came And caused a spark ♪
♪ That's A four-alarm fire now ♪
♪ I never made love By lantern-shine ♪
- 亲爱的 你还好吗 - 还好 - Are you OK, honey? - Yeah.
♪ But now that your lips Are burning mine ♪
真棒
♪ I'm beginning To see the light ♪
♪ Now that your lips Are burning on mine ♪
♪ I'm beginning To see the light.♪
那是梅花衣属地衣 Oh, that's Usnea lichen.
它们会吸引红玉喉北蜂鸟前来筑巢 并为鸟巢提供保护色 They attract ruby-throated hummingbirds who use them to camouflage their nest.
地衣出奇地迷人 I mean, lichens are surprisingly fascinating.
它们是地球上最古老的生物之一 They're one of the earliest life forms on Earth.
多数人认为它们是一种苔藓 Most people think they're a type of moss.
但它们是独特的生物 既不是植物也不是动物 They're their own kind of being, neither plant nor animal.
那它们是什么 Well, so what are they?
- 它们是完美的结合体 - 对 - They're the perfect marriage. - Yeah.
- 真菌和藻类的结合体 - 好 -Between fungus and algae. -Yeah, OK.
整片森林 就像一个不断进化的关系网络 The whole forest is like a web of constantly evolving relationships.
万物交缠、交叠 Everything is entwined and overlapping.
它们看起来像在和彼此交谈 They look like they're talking to each other.
对 它们确实会交谈 Yeah, well, they do talk to each other...
对它们来说 合作比竞争更重要 To them, it's more important to cooperate than to compete.
这是一个相辅相成的系统 It's a synergistic system.
- 这里没那么糟 对吧 - 对 我会习惯的 -It's not so bad, is it? -Mm... I could get used to it.
这里好安静 There's just so much silence here.
艾维 Alvy.
亲爱的 Honey.
- 艾维 - 怎么了 - Alvy? - Yeah?
它开不了机 Er, it's not turning on.
- 什么开不了机 - 底座 -What's not turning on? -The base.
会不会是保险丝坏了 Could it be the fuse?
不 灯还亮着 No, the lights are on.
那么… Well...
我不懂… I left it on...
- 那些混蛋 - 怎么了 - These motherfuckers. - What?
他们从远端切断了连线 They've disconnected it remotely.
那我们必须回去 Then we need to go back!
先别惊慌 Let's not panic.
不…我们得马上打给他们 No-no, we need to call them right now.
不 我不会屈服于这可恨的威胁 No, I will not give into this obscene blackmail.
但这攸关宝宝 重点不是我们 This is about the baby! This isn't about us.
婴儿舱独立存活的时间是多久 What's the pod's autonomy?
好像是48小时 Forty-eight hours, I think.
48小时 这… Forty-eight hours? Well, that's...
时间足够 我的意思是… That's enough. I mean...
宝宝随时会出生 我们… The baby is due any minute now.
- 我们要放轻松 - 你疯了吗 - We need to take it easy. - Are you out of your mind?
没有 No.
瑞秋 Rachel.
我们需要保有信念 We need to trust this.
好吗 OK?
好 OK.
这… Er...
这个嘛…好 Um... OK...
我们… Um, we...
- 对 - 对 - Yeah. - Uh-huh.
好 应用程式要我们输入出生代码 OK, so the app is asking for a birth code.
- 让我试试看输入我们的预产期 - 好 Er... Our due date. Let me try that.
不对…不是那个 也许是受孕日期 No, it's not that. Maybe it's, er... the conception date.
好…那是什么时候 OK... What is it?
宝贝 我… Maybe I...
我们该怎么办 What are we going to do?
- 我得把它撬开 - 不… - I'm going to have to break it open. - No! No!
这似乎… It really, um...
这似乎是很极端的作法 天啊 That seems really extreme a reaction to Oh, no...
艾维 亲爱的 我…天啊 Alvy, honey... Oh God.
好…开始吧 OK. Oh my God!
- 还有这里… - 天啊 它还好吗 - Maybe this one... - Oh my God, is it OK?
好了… OK... All right.
让我试试看 Let me try that.
天啊 Oh God!
- 艾维 轻一点 - 好 - Alvy, be careful! - OK!
可以吗
- 快打开了 - 是吗 -It's coming! - Yeah?
对 好了 - Yeah? - Yeah!
宝贝 Our baby.
你可以的 You got it!
艾维 Alvy!
等等 我来了
快点…
太不可思议了 It's incredible.
你好完美 You're perfect.
嗨
易碎品
易碎品 日本制造
优先邮件
嗨 Hi.
受理柜台
- 标准还是优先 - 标准 -Standard or priority? -Standard.
贝壳岛
不要走开 后面还有
♪ Them that's got shall have Them that's not shall lose ♪
♪ So the Bible said And it still is news ♪
卵舱一代
♪ Mama may have Papa may have ♪
♪ But God bless the child That's got his own ♪
♪ That's got his own ♪
♪ Yes, the strong gets more While the weak ones fade ♪
♪♪ Empty pockets don't ever Make the grade ♪
♪ Mama may have Papa may have ♪
♪ But God bless the child That's got his own ♪
♪ That's got his own ♪
♪ Tell the way it is, Billy. ♪
♪ Money, You've got lots of friends ♪
♪ Crowding around the door ♪
♪ But when you're gone ♪
♪ A nd spending ends... ♪
我们一向是顾客至上的公司 We've always been a customer obsessed company.
猜猜谁是子宫中心的顾客 And guess who is the customer at the Womb Center?
- 我猜是父母 - 不 -I have to say the parents. -No.
是宝宝 The baby.
宝宝才是重点 This is all about the babies!
告诉我 你对我们孩子的未来 有什么愿景 Tell me, then, how do you envision the future for our children?
希望有一天孩子们能选择自己的父母 Hopefully, one day children will get to choose their parents.
而我给他们的建议会是 "明智地选择你的父母" And my advice to them will be "choose your parents wisely".
♪ That's got his own ♪